There is something wrong with this picture: Patriots, Saints, Packers and Peyton Manning all at the bottom of their divisions. And things won't get better for either New Orleans or Green Bay, who meet today at Lambeau Field.
But the weirdest line in the standings has to belong to New England.
Not since 2003 have the Patriots been below .500. That year, they lost their opener at Buffalo 31-0, then fell only once more all season and won the Super Bowl.
A couple of close defeats in which New England made some critical mistakes in the final minutes dropped the Patriots behind the Bills and Jets in the AFC East. That's hardly what fans have come to expect from New England.
"We don't talk about records," said coach Bill Belichick, who was fined $50,000 for making contact with a replacement official after the 31-30 loss to Baltimore. "There are so many things that can happen at the end of the game, so many different situations. Those strategic situations have to be played a certain way, whatever your strategy happens to be. But there's an element of strategy there that's unique to this game and that's what makes it great. Do we have to adjust? Yeah, sure."
The Bills looked awful in their opener at the Jets, then won their last two. They lost the league's leading rusher, C.J. Spiller, to a left shoulder injury against Cleveland, but hope to have incumbent starter Fred Jackson back from a sprained right knee.
They don't want to hear anything about being tied atop the AFC East.
"In our eyes the Patriots are still the top dog in this division," said Mario Williams, the $100 million free agent defensive end Buffalo signed in the offseason. "There is no pressure because we are already in everybody else's eyes not the leader of this division. It is the Patriots. If anybody should feel pressure it is them."
Them and, even more so, the regular officials who return after the lockout ended with them reaching a new contract with the NFL. Their performances will be firmly in the spotlight this weekend.
"Everything is fine until there is a call that decides a game and then people — players, fans, reporters — are going to be complaining again," Lions receiver Nate Burleson said. "If you thought there was a microscope on the replacement refs, just wait until people start expecting the regular refs to be perfect."
Also today, Manning and Denver host Oakland; Miami is at Arizona; Tennessee at Houston, Carolina at Atlanta; the New York Giants at Philadelphia; San Francisco at the New York Jets; Seattle at St. Louis; Minnesota at Detroit; San Diego at Kansas City; Cincinnati at Jacksonville; and Washington at Tampa Bay.
Chicago is at Dallas on Monday night. Pittsburgh and Indianapolis, both 1-2, are off in the first of the bye weeks.
The week's action began Thursday night, with Baltimore holding off visiting Cleveland 23-16. The Ravens improved to 3-1, and the Browns dropped to 0-4.
New Orleans (0-3) at Green Bay (1-2)
Through three weeks, 731 points have been scored, an all-time high. Yet these two normally potent offenses have struggled.
Yes, Drew Brees can tie John Unitas' record of 47 straight games with a TD pass if he gets one against the Packers, and he might need a few to get the Saints their first victory if Green Bay's dormant passing attack awakens. Clearly, the suspensions of coach Sean Payton and his interim replacement, Joe Vitt, for the bounty scandal have hurt the Saints.
"For us, despite what's happened this offseason and the circumstances that we've been put under, all we can worry about is the guys that we do have in the locker room, as coaches and players, the scheme that we're running, trusting in, trusting in our preparation, and then going out there and finding a way to go win games," Brees said.
Green Bay found the most painful and mystifying way to lose last Monday night at Seattle, on what was the final decision by the replacement officials. Coach Mike McCarthy doesn't want his players looking back at the TD awarded to Seahawks receiver Golden Tate even though Packers safety M.D. Jennings seemed to have the ball.
"Our experience the last couple of days has been different, unique," McCarthy said. "You can't deny that or throw it off to the side. I think it would be foolish. As far as my comments and my direction with the team, it's the same as it always is. They know exactly how I feel about everything that has happened and everything about the path forward that we're taking."
Oakland (1-2) at Denver (1-2)
Manning gets his first taste of this bitter rivalry, and he's only 3-2 against Oakland in his career. This is a key game for the Broncos after two straight losses and with trips to New England and San Diego ahead.
The Raiders have won the last four meetings in Denver, outscoring the Broncos 133-63. They gave coach Dennis Allen, the Broncos' defensive coordinator in 2011, his first NFL victory by rallying past Pittsburgh last weekend.
Miami (1-2) at Arizona (3-0)
The Cardinals can become the ninth team with 500 franchise victories. They are off to their best start since sweeping the first seven games in 1974 while in St. Louis. Before that, they lived in Chicago.
Miami has a difficult task against Arizona's stingy defense, especially if RB Reggie Bush's bruised left knee sidelines him.
Tennessee (1-2) at Houston (3-0)
A win here clinches the AFC South for Houston — just kidding.
That division will be no contest if the Texans keep winning. They have outscored opponents 45-6 in second quarters and the defense has not allowed a touchdown in the first half. Houston also leads the NFL in average possession time (36 minutes, 34 seconds); Tennessee ranks last (23 minutes, 18 seconds).
Carolina (1-2) at Atlanta (3-0)
No team has been more impressive in the NFC than the Falcons, but they have done it with three wins over AFC West opponents. They've won four straight and six of seven against the Panthers, who reside in the NFC South where Atlanta is a runaway leader.
Carolina's defense ranks 23rd in scoring, not a good sign against Matt Ryan, who leads the NFL in passer rating, completion percentage, first downs and touchdowns in the best start of his career.
N.Y. Giants (2-1) at Philadelphia (2-1)
Philadelphia has been the league's sloppiest team with 12 turnovers, and QB Michael Vick has been more charitable than anyone. The Eagles know how dynamic New York's defense can be — the Giants have forced at least one turnover in 34 of the last 36 games — so protecting the ball is a must in the prime-time matchup.
New York's depth has been tested by injuries, and the Giants got passing marks in a win over Carolina. Backup RB Andre Brown rushed for 113 yards and scored two TDs in first NFL start, and WR Ramses Barden caught nine passes for 138 yards in his first start.
San Francisco (2-1) at N.Y. Jets (2-1)
An annoyed bunch of 49ers head to the Meadowlands after spending most of the week in Youngstown, Ohio, following a loss at Minnesota. The strategy worked a year ago when they swept consecutive road games, and now they face a Jets team missing its best player, All-Pro cornerback Darrelle Revis. He wrecked his left knee against Miami.
The Jets' offense has stagnated the last two weeks, not the approach anyone wants to take against San Francisco's fierce defense.
Seattle (2-1) at St. Louis (1-2)
Few coaches are raging optimists the way Seattle's Pete Carroll is, but even he couldn't have envisioned the scenario that played out Monday night against Green Bay.
"Our fans had the moment of their life and I know it's crushing on the other end of it," Carroll said. "The point now is to understand that we have to find the discipline it takes to be turned into the next preparation."
If they can find the same pass rush that sacked Aaron Rodgers eight times, the Seahawks could be in great shape because St. Louis has a jumbled offensive line.
Minnesota (2-1) at Detroit (1-2)
Smiles in Minneapolis, frowns in Motor City.
While the Vikings are off to a stunningly strong start — they barely missed sweeping their first three games — the Lions have been disappointing. Detroit gave up long scoring plays all day in Tennessee, then couldn't convert a fourth-and-1 in overtime on a play when the ball was not supposed to be snapped.
Minnesota has lost 11 straight in the NFC North, three of those to the Lions.
San Diego (2-1) at Kansas City (1-2)
Kansas City's Jamaal Charles comes off what most running backs would consider a career game, but it was only his second-best rushing performance in the pros. He ran for 233 yards, including a 91-yard TD, in a win at New Orleans, still short of his 259 yards he gained in the last game of the 2009 season. Another 230-yard game would tie him with Jim Brown as the only players to manage the feat.
San Diego completely flopped at home against Atlanta last week after a 2-0 start. The Chargers' last visit to Arrowhead ended ugly as Philip Rivers fumbled a snap while trying to take a knee with 1:03 left in regulation. The Chiefs won in overtime.
Cincinnati (2-1) at Jacksonville (1-2)
Jacksonville stole one in Indianapolis on an 80-yard catch-and-run score by Cecil Shorts III with 45 seconds to go. The Jags expect to get three starting linemen back from injuries.
A.J. Green, coming off a career-high 183 yards receiving last week at Washington, had five catches for 90 yards and a 37-yard TD reception in a win against the Jaguars last year.
Washington (1-2) at Tampa Bay (1-2)
Both teams won their openers and dropped close games after that.
Redskins QB Robert Griffin III leads NFL rookies with a 103.5 passer rating and leads all quarterbacks in yards rushing (209, 6.5-yard average) and his three touchdowns rushing are tied for most among all players.
Tampa has the No. 1 rushing defense, yielding 47.3 yards per game, but that is totally misleading: The Bucs have allowed a league-high 353.3 yards per game passing.
Chicago (2-1) at Dallas (2-1) Monday night
Key to this game also will be the performance of the offensive lines. Can they protect their quarterbacks — Chicago's Jay Cutler gets rattled under heavy pressure, and Dallas' Tony Romo is prone to mistakes in similar situations.
The Bears lead the NFL with 14 sacks, getting six last week against St. Louis. They also have nine takeaways. Dallas is minus-3 in turnover margin.